This blog is better than your blog

I'm a no good, unemployed, uneducated, pornsurfing lazy know-it-all drunk with no friends and no life whatsoever. On top of this I suffer from various mental ailments, hemorrhoids and bad taste (at the moment I am watching "Bring It On.......3, and enjoying myself). This qualifies me as an incredible writer, an authority on politics, celebrities, pharmaceuticals, the media, comedy, film, music, lifestyle, fashion (I own three pair of pants and loads of t-shirts), gaming, technology and general bullshit. Henceforth, you should listen to me and follow my advice blindly. I'm right, you're not. If you disagree. Well, then you can go fuck yourself with a broom. Yes a broom, not talking about the broomstick, but the actual broom. You know, the "furry" part.

This is really the only blog you need to bookmark, the other ones are just full of crap. Again, I'm right, you're not.

This blog already contain loads of shitty posts in a foreign language you're not able to understand. The reason? Well, this blog's already got a pagerank and Alexa ranking, and I'm to lazy to delete any of the old posts. Also, some of those posts are making me money and traffic. Since I'm Norwegian and booze is expensive, I need all the money I can get. Actually, you should send me some. I can put them to better use than you. Just click the button below and send me the money, loads of it. If you do, I promise I won't come to your house and make you smell my armpits. And you really don't want that.

If you suck and haven't got a paypal account, this is the time to sign up.

If you've read this far (of course you have) you want to subscribe through RSS. If you don't know what RSS is (fucking google it) you can just stop reading this blog at once, you're not welcome. Worst case scenario I'll consider letting you bookmark it, if you ask first.